doctor: are you sexually active
me: i'm not even physically active
My Favorite Lines on Daria
Uncle Max: I always liked you, Trent. You were my favorite.
Trent Lane: And why is that, Uncle Max?
Uncle Max: 'Cause you're a BUM! You're a lousy BUM! You're a rotten BUM! You remind me of myself! You know why?
Trent Lane: 'Cause I'm a bum.
I’m stuck between wanting to be an adult, accomplishing a lot, and contributing a lot to society and lying on my floor, ignoring my responsibilities, and crying to sad songs alone in my room.
Why is this my whole life
(via myeuphorias)
sorry but i think we should break up, it’s not you it’s-a-me mario
(via maddlesmousechowicz)
Having social anxiety is like waking up and battling a bear every morning and then having people tell you it’s not that big a deal because they had to deal with a chihuahua humping their leg once.
This is one of the most accurate things I’ve ever seen.
(via indiemel)
i’m glad we don’t have To hunt for our food any more.. i don’t even know where Sandwiches live
(Source: teenwhoops, via biggblue)
